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Purpose
pixels, wit, HTML, ennui, Java, homos, vitriol, cats, glee, epiphany . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . Not much
Uses  • resumé  • publications  • press  • blog   • shopping  • debt relief
Warnings

Qualification: Do not read this site if you are:  • a small child  • easily offended  • confused by big words  • litigious  • prone to psychotic splits
Limitation: This site is useful for learning about Ted Gideonse; for info on other members of the American Gideonse clan, contact the webmaster and he will try to help.
Hateration:  Read Ted Gideonse's resumé before you contact him regarding any business opportunities. If you do not, it may lead to:  • deleted correspondence • nasty emails  • your wasted time
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